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Unemployment Tips #unemployment tips

Anyone can lose their job in their lives. It happens and it will happen as we get deep into the Internet Age. Job Security is now an alien concept in these days of Outsourcing, Job Contracts, Automation and the Gig Economy. So what should you do when you eventually find yourself jobless.

  1. First, DON'T PANIC. Panic will just increase your anxiety levels and worries which can lead to DEPRESSION.
  2. STRATEGIZE: Plan your next steps. Plan ahead. Losing a job is not the end of your life.
  3. GET INTO YOUR HOBBIES: Remember those music lessons you ditched because of your job. What about Art? Now is the time to get involved in your hobbies.
  4. VOLUNTEER. Look at volunteering opportunities in your neighborhood or city. Get into one or two initiatives and keep yourself busy.
  5. EXERCISE. Keep yourself healthy by exercising. Exercise has been shown to as a Stress buster.
  6. NETWORK. Unemployment provides a good chance to get out there and go to conferences, meetups and events; things many cannot do once they are employed.
  7. Finally, TALK TO SOMEONE OR SHARE YOUR JOBLESSNESS EXPERIENCES. That way you will come to meet other people going through the same situation, network and share each others burden. This site is just a start.

So if you are feeling stressed out that you are just jobless don't agonize about it.

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Mweow says, #unemployment story

Feb

05


  #AmAtWork guysssss.....funny part is i cant remember applying it. You know those ones you are always waiting for ...refreshing your email,deleting spam kila time to make sure you don't miss out......haikua hiyo. This time i got a response i din't even expect ,i was like whose the Queen.Fuck i felt so glad. Mum said God applied it for me , mweoybe.....purrrrrherps..... coughs fur ball*...  

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Posted 5 years ago

Anon. says, #unemployment story

Feb

02


  So there is this guy who has done Elec Engineering in Poly. Now the problem is the dude is currently job searching. But he has deviced some cunning way of at least making some money on the side. He's got some "contract" I don't know how on some office building to maintain the lights. All are fluorescent tubes. Now this guy knows that if all the lights are functioning he's out of work and you know how those tubes can stay for months before they haribika. So what the guy does is when he is call...  

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Posted 5 years ago

Human Burrito says, #unemployment story

Jan

30


  So, these graduate internships that take you through a 4 step application process, ask you to bring with you dragon glass dipped in the blood of a virgin unicorn only to pay you a monthly stipend of, ebu mguezz.. 8,000 baab!! Is it crack that they smoke? Anyway back to doing the dishes, ateast meals are free here....  

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Posted 5 years ago

Kayole ni Nyumbani says, #unemployment story

Kayole ni Nyumbani says, #unemployment story

Jan

29


  It seems conning people in this country can be a good job. What can stop us jobless people from getting into it. 1. You can get media attention ata local dailies can feature you as a "brand strategist". 2. Office renters can open their doors for you even those along Ngong Road. 3. You can win "16.5 million shillings" just like that. 4. Radio stations are willing to give you interviews. And the biggest of them all... 4. You can get to buy nyanyas for ladies who want to work with you....  

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Posted 5 years ago

Jymo says, #unemployment story

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zee says, #unemployment story

Jan

24


  i have been jobless for a longtime i even added on a certification so that i could increase my chances of getting employed but nothing came i had previously volunteered in my line of work last week i started an attachment to keep me occupied i am doing It support in a company and there people there treating me like i know nothing i have done It support before and i know stuff i am already bored this is not coming from the staff of the company anyway its my second week let me see what happens ...  

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Posted 5 years ago

Mweow says, #unemployment story

Jan

23


  MweOw is back.....and remember i said i got a job place.....well i was in fur land coz niga said compensation wasn't guaranteed .....i was like ....this kitty don't purr for anybody. And i did the walk.......kidding. We talked through the phone , so i'm back to applications again. I blame you guys....you din't wish me luck ?...  

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Posted 5 years ago

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Kennie says, #unemployment story

Jan

21


  I'm ken, I've been working in this real estate company for nine months, but in those months it seems someone was not happy I was working there so they subotaged me, Kwanza it was the manager he used to call the CEO, if I call in sick he says I'm a drunkard n I don't deserve the position, So when finally I got fired he replaced me ASAP, LIKE he was waiting for it, 2 weeks down the line I get a call Ati "why aren't you working?" I say si mlinifuta n he's like We are sorry blah blah blah blah.....  

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Posted 5 years ago